seerofsarcasm:


This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat

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seerofsarcasm:

This bathroom in the Jacksonville airport had a bunch of signs of all different shapes of women and I think that’s pretty neat

Jun 9th at 6PM / via: thatsilverrule / op: seerofsarcasm / reblog / 323,268 notes
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Jun 9th at 6PM / via: fagansfinds / op: breezyashell / reblog / 143,220 notes

my cousin accidently texted me instead of his wife

  • cousin: guess who's got two thumbs, a dick, and wants to rub himself against you like a tom cat in heat? THIS GUY. [nude picture of said cousin pointing at himself with both thumbs and an erection]
  • cousin: oh fuck oh fuck
  • cousin: broomy oh fuck no don't look shut your eyes
  • me: I NEVER KNEW YOU FELT THIS WAY
  • me: OUR LOVE IS FORBIDDEN BUT STRONG
  • cousin: no please don't
  • me: COME, MY WILD AND YOWLING TOM CAT. COME AND TAKE ME FOR I AM YOURS FOREVER.
  • cousin: I hate you.
Jun 9th at 6PM / via: lejoshfransexy / op: broomclosetkink / reblog / 192,820 notes

(Source: p-akman)

Jun 9th at 6PM / via: catcemetery / op: in-fuck / reblog / 16,130 notes

pradalecki:

linkin-lake:

ibeggedformercytwice:

troyesivan:

ARE YOU READY TO FUCKING FLY

I will always try and reblog this.

My mom is a flight attendant and I can confirm this is 100% true when they have an empty flight, the crazy ones even go “cart surfing” which is where they get the pilot the go down a bit until they get on top of the beverage cart, then the get him to pull up and they go flying down the aisle until they hit a chair and fly off.

my friend is training to become an air hostess and her lecturer told her about cart surfing and gave at least 30 examples of when it’s happened, so i too can back this up

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Jun 9th at 6PM / via: thomaaasnugent / op: iraffiruse / reblog / 800,623 notes

flagg0t:

If someone tells you to listen to a song, listen to it.  It may be the worst song you have ever heard but they wanted to share it with you.  That is really special.  If it makes them feel a certain way and they are so adamant about you hearing it, take 5 minutes to hear it.  It shows a lot about someone.  

Jun 9th at 11AM / via: butitsbrencerifyoudo / op: flagg0t / reblog / 274,974 notes

w0nd3rwaaall:

Get fucking married man

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Jun 9th at 9AM / via: ohlooknospaces / op: andrewgarfielddaily / reblog / 128,265 notes

odddaysgeorge:

agnusmonster:

This song makes me want to step on a thousand shirtless men while wearing high heels

The musical equivalent of red lipstick. 

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Jun 8th at 10PM / via: deathbystereo / op: bellecs / reblog / 381,865 notes

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

(Source: dallasharry)

Jun 8th at 10PM / via: nicethighsbrighteyees / op: dallasharry / reblog / 515,608 notes
lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

Jun 8th at 10PM / via: lejoshfransexy / op: lakilester / reblog / 606,901 notes